YAK MEAT SMUGGLED

Customs agents at John F. Kennedy Airport have seized more than 300 pounds of banned Yak meat smuggled in sweaters, pants and shawls. Officials said the meat came from Nepal, a country affected by foot-and-mouth and other infectious cattle viruses. The meat was reportedly destroyed. It wasn’t clear who was responsible for the meat shipment.
* Let me guess … someone from Nepal?
* Infected yak? Yech!
* American cow isn’t good enough for these Nepalese. They have to have yak.
* Now they won’t stop yakking about it.
* I’d run those clothing items through the wash a second time if I were you.
* Unless you want your loved ones asking why your sweater smells like yak meat.
* “Is that yak meat in your pants or are you just glad to see me?”
* Too bad we didn’t get to make hamburgers out of them. We could have had a Big Yak Attack.
* Nothing like a flight from Nepal to New York to give the yak meat that “not so fresh” aroma.