WALMART SNAKE DUMPER

Somebody dumped dozens of garter snakes in a Paragould, Arkansas, Walmart parking lot over the weekend. Officials said it appeared that someone collected the snakes – as many as 40 of them – and dumped them in a pile in the parking lot Sunday night. Detective Jack Hailey said they had one of their officers “who is apparently some sort of snake whisperer” on the case to round them up make sure they were all non-venomous.
* Here’s how it went down at the police station: “Hey, Clem – y’all busy tonight? We got a job for you.”
* I believe the correct term is “snake charmer”, not “snake whisperer”.
* I’m sorry. The officer with the snakes … it’s a religious thing, right?
* Dumbest Senior Prank Ever.
* Maybe it was a Reptile Discount-Shopping Flashmob?
* There were as many as 40 snakes but who the hell wants to try counting them for real?
* Usually to get a load of 40 snakes you have to go to Sam’s Club.