MAN PEPPER-SPRAYED, LAXATIVES STOLEN
You have to keep moving, or this happens.
WHY IS WATER BILL SO HIGH? CAT LEARNED TO FLUSH TOILET
While owner was at work.
THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE STATION HOUSE!
The terrible terrorist.
TRAPPED UNDER ATV, ATTACKED BY RABID FOX
Then came the zombies.
BROTHER KIDNAPS SISTER BEFORE HER WEDDING
The old Mennonite v. Amish feud.
THE $10,000 BIKINI PIZZA
The Pizzakini.
LACTOSE INTOLERANT MAN'S RANT AGAINST STARBUCKS SCREWUP
“I’ve pooped 11 times since the A.M. “
MAN TRIES TO STEAL HAIR DYE WITH FAKE GUN
Just for Men.
WOMAN DESTROYS TWO CARS, WHILE SOBER
All on a suspended license.