DOCTOR WAS ON CELL PHONE DURING OPERATION
Taking a Spanish proficiency test.
DECOY PACKAGE OF SOILED DIAPERS STOLEN BY PORCH PIRATES
A mother’s revenge.
FORMER JEOPARDY CHAMPION CHARGED WITH A FELONY
What is computer hacking, Alex?
COLLEGE SPRAYS EVERGREENS WITH SKUNK ODOR TO DETER THEFTS
Also, fox urine.
DUI SUSPECT TRIES ESCAPING ON KID'S SCOOTER
After dancing on top of her car.
A SELF-RESCUING SPACESUIT
What took them so long?
AUDIO: TOILETS FULL, PLANE MAKES EMERGENCY PIT STOP
All systems are go.
DAD SEES VIDEO OF SON STEALING XMAS DECORATIONS
And flies into town to nail him.
FEDERAL JUDGE OKAYS BIKINI BARISTAS
The bikini stand stands!