POLICE OFFICER GIVES MOUTH-TO-MOUTH TO A SNAKE
Wakey, wakey little snakey.
FORMULA FOR PREVENTING BABY TANTRUMS ON AIRPLANES
(B) – (T) = (P) + (Q)
WORLD’S OLDEST DOG DIES AT 217 YEARS OLD
All cachorros go to paraíso.
MAN POSES AS MANNEQUIN TO ROB STORE
The poor stiff.
MAN FAKED HEART ATTACK 20 TIMES TO DINE-AND-DASH
I’m comin’, Elizabeth!
POLICE SHOOT MAN COMING OUT OF PORTA-POTTY
Oh, the indignity.
REALLY, WHO STEALS PORTABLE TOILETS?
Going, going, gone.
OLIVE OIL STOLEN
Olive the oil is missing.