BAKED BEANS IN THE MAILBOX
Could mean trouble, in Heinzsight.
INDIAN MAN KILLED IN FREAK TRAIN/COW/URINATION ACCIDENT
And now, a word from the Prostate Health Council.
INDIAN DOCTOR COATS CAR IN COW DUNG
Beats the heat.
NUDISTS PROTEST OVERHEAD GONDOLA PROJECT
Vienna sausages.
DINNER IN SPAAAAAAAAACCCCEEE
Dine in a balloon.
MASSIVE GOLD THEFT AT TORONTO AIRPORT
A real odd job.
WOMAN, SON DITCH PLANE IN OCEAN, SWIM TO SHORE
Not today, Australia!
ULTRAMARATHON RUNNER CHEATED, USED A CAR
Cheaters never prosper.
COKE BEAR
Wait for the movie.