MONOPOLY GAME ENDS IN SAMURAI SWORD FIGHT
Not even a Sorry!
ATTACK OF THE SCREAMING TOMATOES
“Well, Clarice… have the tomatoes stopped screaming?”
SERIAL SPERM DONOR SUED TO STOP GIVING
Got all we need! Thanks!
VIRTUAL REALITY SHOWS YOU WHAT IT’S LIKE TO DIE
Try before you buy, I always say.
FARTING LAWYER AWARDED $170,000
“The law is an ass.” – Wm. Shakespeare
CITIZENS OUTRAGED OVER “SHOW US YOUR REGINA” TOURIST CAMPAIGN
You should have thought of that when you named the town.
WHALE SINKS BOAT
Brendan Fraser has a sad.
MAYOR OF FLORENCE, ITALY, STOPS CLIMATE CHANGE VANDALS
È un uccello, è un aereo, è superuomo!
LONDON SCHOOL OFFERS PROGRAM IN “INTIMACY COORDINATION”
Don’t touch that.