1,100 DOLLY PARTONS IN IRELAND
Coat of many colors, all green.
KOREA DISCOVERS FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH
Everybody becoming a year or two younger on Wednesday.
SPANIARD BREAKS 100-METER RECORD WEARING HEELS
Well, good for him.
HELP WANTED: DOG NANNY
Ruff job.
FAMILY FINDS RUNAWAY TORTOISE AFTER TWO YEARS
♪♫ Born freeeeee / As free as the wind blows… ♫♪
WOMAN WHO KNOCKED FROM INSIDE HER COFFIN DIES
They’re pretty, pretty sure this time.