HELP WANTED: CONDOM TESTERS
This is one test you have to cram for.
This is one test you have to cram for.
Art, art, bo-bart / Banana-fanna fo f—
Hunky spelunker plunked from gunk.
Hey, look how much fuel we saved!
Still better than the in-flight movie.
Close to the edge, down by the river.
The alcohol kills the germs, they say.
Los tramposos nunca prosperan.
Hold the phone!