POLICE SHOOT MAN COMING OUT OF PORTA-POTTY
Oh, the indignity.
REALLY, WHO STEALS PORTABLE TOILETS?
Going, going, gone.
OLIVE OIL STOLEN
Olive the oil is missing.
AUSTRALIAN GUY KARATES KANGAROO THAT WAS DROWNING HIS DOG
Saved him, chop-chop.
UNIVERSITY OFFERS DEGREE IN THE OCCULT
Must supply your own cauldron for lab work.
CANADA ENDS THE DAILY 1 PM BEEP
Time’s up, Canada.
MOSQUITOES SWARM INSIDE AIRPLANE
Air travel bites.
SHRIMP PIRATES OF ECUADOR
Soon to be a major motion picture.