ECO-ACTIVISTS ATTACKED BY BEAR THAT THEY SAY WASN’T THERE
Hey, follow the script!
CHINESE PRESIDENT XI TO SEND U.S. MORE PANDAS
He just took ’em back a week ago.
CROHN’S SUFFERER TREATS SELF WITH MOM’S STOOL, THEN EXPERIENCES MENOPAUSE
Mother’s little helper.
ROBOT MISTAKES WORKER FOR BOX, CRUSHES HIM
Well, that’s just crate.
SNAKE MEAT PIZZA, NEW FROM PIZZA HUT
Sorry – Hong Kong only.
WOMAN GIVES BIRTH TO 14-POUND BABY
As heavy as a bowling ball.
KILLER WHALES ATTACK, SINK POLISH YACHT
No, Shamu, no!
POLICE RAID UNCOVERS $200,000 WORTH OF LEGOS
They nearly s**t a brick.
AUDIO: ITALIAN WOMAN HIT BY FALLING ROTTWEILER
That’s rrrruff.