WORLD’S OLDEST LIPSTICK FOUND
Maybe it’s Maybelline.
PILOT AND CO-PILOT FALL ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL
This is your captain snoring.
A LEECH IN THE THROAT, AND A TAPEWORM IN THE BRAIN
A gross-out twofer!
WORLD’S LARGEST CRUISE BOAT RESCUES 14 PEOPLE
A tale of a fateful trip.
FIGHTING HOCKEY MOM HIT WITH A COWBELL
If Bruce Dickinson wants more cowbell, we should probably give him more cowbell.
GUY GETS BOX OF COCKROACHES IN THE MAIL
Oops, wrong address!
POTATO CHIP FACTORY BURNS DOWN
Hope you like barbequed chips.
DOG BITES OFF MAN’S PENIS
Wiener schnitzeled.