SUDAN PLANE CRASHES ON LANDING, CRASHES INTO PREVIOUSLY CRASHED PLANE
Droogie, don’t crash here.
SOUTH KOREA’S BABY TRAIN
Get your ticket punched, if you know what I mean.
WOMAN ARRESTED, SUED FOR ONLINE REVIEW OF TOMATO PASTE
A little sweet for my taste.
JAPANESE COMPANY WILL AGE YOUR BOOZE UNDER THE SEA
Where’s the rum?
WOMAN ATTACKED BY YAK ON EVEREST
That’s whack.
SPERM WHALES FEND OFF POD OF KILLER WHALES WITH “DEFENSIVE DIARRHEA”
Ah, the wonderment of nature.
DOCTORS REMOVE EEL FROM MAN’S STOMACH
How it got there is “unclear.”
WOMAN TAKES SHOWER ON ZOOM IN FRONT OF FUNERAL SERVICE
Shave and a haircut, two bits.
BURGLAR DOES YOGA BEFORE BREAK-IN
Om my goodness!