13-YEAR-OLD GIRL ALLOWED TO DRILL HOLE IN PATIENT’S HEAD DURING SURGERY
Drill, baby, drill.
SIGNS OF COCAINE DISCOVERED IN 17TH CENTURY EUROPEAN BRAINS
Rave tonight at Studio LIV.
THE WORLD GRAVY WRESTLING CHAMPIONSHIPS
All aboard the gravy train.
ROBBER GETS SIDETRACKED BY A BOOK DURING BURGLARY
No, not “Where’s Waldo.”
INCREDIBLY LARGE DIAMOND DISCOVERED IN BOTSWANA
Second-largest diamond. Second only to Neil.
MAN HIT BY WHALE TAIL
The sea was angry that day, my friend.
NORTH KOREA OPEN FOR TOURISM
Book early!