UNISEX UNIFORMS IRRITATE BRITISH POLICE, IN THE WRONG PLACES
What’s all this then?
CHINESE MAN INHALES COCKROACH IN HIS SLEEP
Wondered why his breath smelled bad.
CANADIANS TAKE BEAR CUB ON ROAD TRIP
Does a bear ████ in the van?
SUSPECT ATTEMPTS TO ESCAPE BY DRIVING OVER POLICE CRUISER
Gee, it works in the movies.
UPSIDE-DOWN PINEAPPLE LOVE
Maybe it’ll produce a match.
VENEZUELA’S PRESIDENT DECLARES CHRISTMAS STARTS IN OCTOBER
Hey, oppressed citizens, look – Santa Claus!
CRUISE SHIP OFFERING 3-YEAR CRUISE HAS YET TO LEAVE PORT
Stuck in Belfast, birthplace of Titanic.
MUSEUM OFFERS NUDE NIGHTS
Bare with me on this.