FOR SALE: RUSSIAN SNOWMAN ARMS
присоскаs!
JET MAKES UNPLANNED LANDING OVER UNBEARABLE PIG STENCH
Piiiiigs iiiinnn Caaarrrgoooo Spaaaaaace…
BIGGER BRUSSELS SPROUTS EXPECTED THIS YEAR
“No, god, no!” – Every British child.
AUDIO: WAR ON CHRISTMAS – MINISTER TELLS SCHOOL KIDS SANTA ISN’T REAL
Talk about not reading the room.
SHARKS LEARNING THAT SCUBA DIVERS = FOOD
“Oh boys… I think he’s come back for his noon feeding.” – Matt Hooper, Sharkologist
AUSTRALIA MCDONALD’S SQUID GAME MEALS
In America, we went with the E.coli Challenge!
AUSTRALIAN MAN’S LAST WORDS: “HOLD MY BEER”
There was a witness.
“SUPERMAN CHALLENGE” CAUSING INJURIES
If only there was a cure for clicks.