CHINESE STUDENT SETS DORM ON FIRE WITH INFLATABLE SEX DOLL
Talk about a hot date.
THE RETURN OF THE YUGO
Move over, Cybertruck.
GATOR GRABS GRANDAD GIFTING GRUB
“But, John, if The Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don’t eat the tourists.” – Ian Malcolm
CHINA SNOW VILLAGE FAKES THE SNOW
“The swing of a sword cannot cut the mist from the sky.” – Li He (or maybe Jackie Chan, not sure)
PRANKSTER CHANGES DIRECTIONAL ARROW DURING 10k RUN
Anyone see the finish line around here?
MAN FROM AMAZON NO-CONTACT TRIBE WANDERS INTO RURAL TOWN
Boy, Amazon delivers everywhere!
NEWEST ROBBERY TARGET: OZEMPIC
Chances of catching the guys are slim.
SHARK BITES OFF WOMAN’S HANDS WHILE SHE TRIES TO GET SELFIE
This was no boating accident.
WHALE SWALLOWS KAYAKER, TEMPORARILY
“Oh, look – krill! ” – Dory