TELEPHOBIA
What’s your hang up?
SOCCER GAME CALLED ON ACCOUNT OF TESTICLE BITE
The kid’s nuts.
THE 24-HOUR BANANA
Science marches on.
MILAN FASHION WEEK: BUTT CRACKS
Bass cleft.
BELGIUM BANS PRACTICE OF DRINKING LIVE FISH
Gulping the guppy.
BUTTER THIEVES CAUGHT
Oh, ghee.
COUPLE ON PLANE MADE TO SIT NEXT TO DEAD WOMAN
She had the fish.
SMUGGLER HAD COCAINE ON THE BRAIN
Shoulda gone with extensions.
WOMAN STEALS RESTAURANT SINK
That sinking feeling.