AUSTRALIAN WOMAN TRIED TO SELL DOG-BARFED HUMAN TOES
This has been another edition of MadLibs headline.
MISSING FISHERMAN FOUND ALIVE AFTER 95 DAYS AT SEA
No phone, no lights, no motor car. Not a single luxury.
THE WORLD’S ONLY NUDE GOLF COURSE
Not in my experience.
PUDDING THAT TASTES LIKE AN OLD BOOK
Hey, this pudding tastes like Leaves of Grass.
TRANSATLANTIC FLIGHT TURNS AROUND 300 MILES FROM U.S.
“Hey droogie, don’t crash here.” – Z. Stardust
MCDONALD’S HONORS HOCKEY PLAYER MCDAVID
For winning the 4 Nations tournament.