FRENCH MAN FORGETS WIFE AT GAS STATION, NOTICES 3 HOURS LATER
Allez oops.
SURFER DISAPPEARS, FOUND ON REMOTE UNINHABITED ISLAND
No phone, no lights, no motor car.
RENT A JAPANESE GRANDMA
And not from a vending machine.
MAN SHOT IN HEAD CRAWLS OUT OF GRAVE, GOES TO CONVENIENCE STORE
And that’s how the zombie invasion started.
BELLY DANCER ARRESTED FOR BEING SEDUCTIVE
Go be sexy somewhere else, sister.
MAN IN A CATSUIT HAUNTS NEIGHBORHOOD
Purr…ty weird.
SNAKE SMUGGLER HAD BULGING PANTS
No, I am not happy to see you.
AUDIO: UAE HIGHWAY PLAYS BEETHOVEN’S 9TH SYMPHONY
Ode to Joy of Driving.