HIGH SCHOOLER’S WALLET FOUND AFTER 51 YEARS
No condom.
85-FOOT YACHT SINKS UPON LAUNCHING
That sinking feeling.
THE FISH ARE ATTACKING THE TOURISTS NOW
They got the idea from the orcas.
CHINESE WOMAN LOCKED IN A ROOM FINDS CLEVER WAY OUT
Worst escape room ever.
THREE BROTHERS ROW ACROSS THE PACIFIC
Life is bu’ a dream, laddie.
AUDIO: TOILETS BREAK ON SIX-HOUR FLIGHT; PASSENGERS PEE IN BOTTLES
Stuck in a holding pattern.
TOMATO TOSSING TIME IN SPAIN
Gonna mess you up.
MAILMAN A HERO FOR FOLDING LADY’S LAUNDRY
Postman delivers.
WET WIPE ISLAND
Sit right back and you’ll hear a tale.