WAS THERE INSIDER BETTING ON NOBEL PEACE PRIZE WINNER?
You bet there was.
OLD WOMAN SWALLOWS LIVE FROGS, GETS PARASITES
I toad you it wouldn’t work.
FLIGHT LANDS WITH JUST 6 MINUTES OF FUEL LEFT
Jeeze, that doesn’t even get you taxied to your gate.
LITHUANIAN AIRPORT SHUT DOWN BY CIGARETTE-SMUGGLING BALLOONS
The golden age of ballooning.
KIAS – DON’T SET CLIMATE CONTROL TO THREE
Four is right out.
HOTEL CHAIN TRIES BREAKFAST-SCENTED ALARM CLOCKS
The time is half-past waffles.
BAREFOOT AT THE OFFICE
Ah! that thou couldst know thy joy / Ere it passes, barefoot boy.
A NEW WAY TO RANK MOUNTAINS
Mt. Everest is a wussy.
PLANE PASSENGERS TRY TO EAT, FLUSH THEIR PASSPORTS
It would have happened naturally, you know.