MAN HAS WORKED FOR SAME COMPANY FOR 84 YEARS
Employee of the Centenary.
ROBOT CAN COOK, TASTE, ADJUST FLAVORS
I am looking for Sarah Connor, and lemon zest.
DEAD WOMAN KNOCKS FROM INSIDE THE COFFIN
Knocking on Heaven’s door.
AMERICANS TRY TO BRING UNEXPLODED BOMB ON AIRPLANE OUT OF ISRAEL
At least they asked first.
MCDONALD’S HAS $100 MILLION IN UNUSED FOOD IN RUSSIA
Quarter poundski.
AUDIO: RUSSIA DEPLOYS SPY DOLPHINS
They are faster than lightning, you know.
AUDIO: FIRST AIRPORT FOR FLYING CARS OPENS
Opens to what?
MAN CAUGHT SMUGGLING GOLD UNDER HIS WIG
You have toupée the piper.