BERMUDA TRIANGLE CRUISE OFFERS REFUND IF SHIP DISAPPEARS
Be there or be square.
MAN SUFFERS AMNESIA AFTER SEX WITH HIS WIFE
Fuhgeddaboudit.
THE INCREDIBLE TWO-HANDED TRANSPLANT
The best transplant ever, hands-down.
AUDIO: MAX DICKS FOR SENATE
Wouldn’t be the first one.
MAN MISTAKENLY RECEIVES TOWN’S COVID RELIEF MONEY; GAMBLES IT AWAY
Konnichiwhat the heck?
HAVE YOUR OUT-OF-OFFICE EMAILS ANSWERED BY AN ICELANDIC HORSE
Sincerely, Hrímnir frá Hvammi.
MAN ROBS GROCERY STORE WITH HAMMER
Hammer time!
OLDE TYME DOGGE NAYMES
Goode boiye!