PATIENT PLAYS SAXOPHONE DURING BRAIN SURGERY
Brain salad surgery.
CHEATING LAW STUDENT ETCHED TEST ANSWERS ONTO BIC PEN
Cheats first time, every time.
AUSTRALIAN RADIO HOST PASSES OUT ON THE AIR OVER TARANTULA
Land of brown snakes and box jellyfish.
YORKSHIRE MAN PLAGUED BY “PORRIDGE” SHOUTER
Time to change the goldilocks.
AUDIO: HERCULES STATUE FOUND, VATICAN BUSTS DAMAGED
Today in Archeology.
AUDIO: KING CHARLES WAKES UP TO BAGPIPER EVERY MORNING
Every stinking morning.
PHILIPPINES LOTTERY INVESTIGATING 433 WINNERS OF ONE JACKPOT
Nothing suspicious here.
HELP WANTED: GRAPE FEEDER
No whining!