AUSTRALIAN WEIGHTLIFTER TRAPPED UNDER WEIGHTS FOR 30 MINUTES
Crushed it.
GUY FINDS COMPANY’S $4 MILLION CHECK, GETS BAG OF CANDY AS THANKS
What do you want, a medal?
INTERNATIONAL MANURE FRAUD RING UNCOVERED
The evidence was planted.
MAN WHO INSPIRED “THE TERMINAL” MOVIE DIES IN AIRPORT
That’s two movie titles in one headline!
WOMAN ACCUSES EX OF USING HER PANTIES TO CAST A CURSE
Cursed underwear makes her unattractive to men.
SNAKE BITES BOY, BOY BITES SNAKE, SNAKE DIES
Circle of life.
AUDIO: WOMAN BREAKS BUNGEE JUMP RECORD
Spring in her step.
AIRPLANE MAKES BATHROOM STOP FOR PASSENGERS
♫ Bilbao Baño, the greatest little bathroom of them all. ♪♫
WOMAN RUNS OVER HERSELF THREE TIMES
Third time’s a charm.