AUSTRALIAN BOY WAKES UP TO PYTHON EATING HIM
Eric Idle?
INDIA: HUG A COW FOR VALENTINE’S DAY
How romooooo-ntic.
MAN ATTEMPTS TO STEAL LENIN’S BODY
Yoko distraught.
SPANISH COURT ALLOWS NUDIST TO WALK AROUND TOWN
Attención ahora.
ZOO DIRECTOR SERVES ANIMALS AT PARTY
Come see what’s cookin’ at the zoo!
UGANDAN MAN HAS 102 CHILDREN
…that he knows about.
THE OBITUARY NO ONE WANTS TO HAVE
A growing concern.
PARENTS LEAVE BABY BEHIND AT AIRPORT CHECK-IN
Lesson: always arrive early for your flight.