SIX-INCH WORM REMOVED FROM MAN’S HEAD
And the bugs were playing pinochle on his snout.
CRUISE PASSENGERS TREATED TO VIEW OF DOLPHIN SLAUGHTER
Was the Red Sea on our itinerary?
NO OPENING CHAMPAGNE DURING PLAY AT WIMBLEDON
Another freedom gone.
COCAINE HIPPOS BREEDING LIKE RABBITS IN COLUMBIA
You can tell them by their wide-collar shirts and gold necklaces.
ZOO ASKS PUBLIC TO STOP SHOWING GORILLAS THEIR CELL PHONES
It leads to monkey business.
JAPAN AIRLINES WILL RENT YOU CLOTHES TO REDUCE BAGGAGE
Even socks and underwear?
CANADIAN MAN ARRESTED FOR DRUNK PADDLING
What’s this all aboat, officer?
THE MAN WITH THE OCTOPUS STUCK IN HIS THROAT
Eight arms to hold you.