THIEVES DON’T WANT SAMSUNG PHONE
We’ll mug you when you get an iPhone, mate.
AUDIO: DOLPHIN CHARMS VENICE
Nothing’s worse than an attention whore dolphin.
AUSTRALIAN PRISONER SUES FOR THE RIGHT TO EAT VEGEMITE
He wants to die early?
AI-POWERED TALKING TEDDY BEAR TALKS SEXUAL FETISHES, WEAPONS
Naughtier than the average bear.
SOCCER COACH ACCUSES OPPONENTS OF VOODOO
That voodoo that you do so well.
FRENCH GUY DOES A WHEELIE FOR 93 MILES
Liberté, Égalité, Wheelié
UNQUALIFIED PILOT FLEW PASSENGER JETS
Flew under the radar.