PEAK HAPPINESS: AGE 9
Now you tell me!
WHAT ARE YOU BETTER AT THAN ANYBODY?
Everyone has a talent.
THOSE DUMB AMERICANS!
D’oh!, say can you see?
2023 IG NOBEL AWARDS
They blinded me with dumbness.
WORDS THAT PEOPLE MISPRONOUNCED LONGER THAN THEY SHOULD HAVE
The epitome of ennui.
THREE DUMB HEADLINES
Have listeners vote for the dumbest one.
THE HAPPIEST STATES
State of bliss.
BRACH’S CANDY CORN FALL FLAVORS
“It tastes most like a candle.”
THE BIGGEST TOURIST TRAPS IN THE WORLD
Noboy goes there anymore, it’s too crowded/
WHAT TO CALL THE GRANDPARENTS
Nana and Papa are most popular.