GOOP XMAS 2023 CATALOGUE
Free your mind, open your wallet.
WHERE TO NOT TAKE A WOMAN ON A FIRST DATE
Hope you weren’t counting on cheesecake.
BIZARRE COINCIDENCES
No way.
TIME MAGAZINE’S GREATEST FOOD INNOVATIONS OF 2023
And if you order now, you’ll also get the Fluicer!
DUMB HEADLINES
The dumbness, it hurts.
AUDIO: THE RATTIEST CITIES IN THE U.S.
Rat on, baby!
SMALL UPGRADES THAT MAKE A BIG DIFFERENCE
Little things mean a lot.
THE MOST WORTHLESS CLASS IN SCHOOL
Speling, obvously.
TOP FIVE VEHICLES FOR THE COMING APOCALYPSE
Be prepared.