DUMB HEADLINES
Fresh from the dumb internet, here are Dumb Headlines.
HOW TO ASK FOR SEX
Ask = Plead
THE NICER THE RESTAURANT, THE HARDER IT IS TO FIND THE BATHROOM
Nobody goes there any more.
THE 10 UNHEALTHIEST HALLOWEEN CANDIES
As opposed to the healthy ones
GOOP XMAS 2023 CATALOGUE
Free your mind, open your wallet.
WHERE TO NOT TAKE A WOMAN ON A FIRST DATE
Hope you weren’t counting on cheesecake.
BIZARRE COINCIDENCES
No way.
TIME MAGAZINE’S GREATEST FOOD INNOVATIONS OF 2023
And if you order now, you’ll also get the Fluicer!
DUMB HEADLINES
The dumbness, it hurts.