SIT DOWN, DRINK COFFEE, LIVE LONGER
OMG, I’ve got a study due at 8 a.m tomorrow and I forgot to do it!
ADULTS ARE A BIGGER MARKET THAN KIDS IN THE TOY INDUSTRY
“Oh, grow up!” – Joan Rivers
ODD PET PEEVES
Socks?
HALF OF US SAY OUR PARENT IS OUR BEST FRIEND
You really should try to get out more, but okay.
DUMB HEADLINES
Poor Giraffe Woman!
CONCERTS: DO YOU LIKE KNOWING THE SET LIST BEFOREHAND?
I hope Carly Rae Jepsen plays “Call Me Maybe.”
HOW TO LOOK STUPID
Use this handy list!
DUMB HEADLINES
Summer dumb has kicked in.
SHOT DOWN!
A simple, “No, but thank you for asking” would be acceptable.