SURVEY: ONE IN THREE THINK THEY HAVE A MILLION-DOLLAR IDEA
Which is why one third of Americans are millionaires, I guess.
CLOTHES THAT MAKE YOU LOOK SEXIER
A wetsuit?
AUDIO: THE MOST LETHAL JOBS
Spinal Tap drummer.
DUMB HEADLINES
Somebody actually wrote these so we could make fun of them.
MY PARENTS THOUGHT THIS WAS NORMAL
It never was, really.
THE PERFECT KID’S SONG: RADIO GA GA
Take a hike, Itsy-Bitsy Spider.
THE SIX-SECOND KISS
mmmmmMMM-WAHHHHH!!!
FOOD THAT’S MORE HYPE THAN TASTE
There’s nothing worse than a bad cookie.