WHAT TO DO WHEN THE ALIENS ARRIVE
No direct eye contact! Oh, wait – that’s for Kanye.
MEN FEEL LIKE THEY’RE FAILING AT MANHOOD
Wusses, all of yez.
THE DUMBEST EXCUSE FOR A BREAKUP
Turns out, breaking up is not so hard to do.
IT’S NOT ROMANTIC, GUYS
Men: Give up.
DUMB HEADLINES
Let listeners vote for the dumbest one.
THE MOST/LEAST POPULAR PUBLIC FIGURES
And Tucker works SO HARD at it.
INAPPROPRIATE COMMENTS MEN MAKE IN THE DELIVERY ROOM
Oh, like this was our fault.
PLAYING VIDEO GAMES BURNS CALORIES
According to a video game company.
TOO MANY PEOPLE RUINED IT
No one goes there anymore, it’s too crowded.
AMERICA’S SWEATIEST CITIES
Sweat it out.