THE ANNUAL “COST OF TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS” STORY
$34,131.
AUDIO: THE WORLD’S WORST TOY
Bunchems!
AUDIO: NO ONE’S USING HEALTH APPS
Big surprise.
HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU’RE AN ADULT?
When you give up trying. THAT’S how you know.
WHAT IT’S LIKE TO DIE
Like a final shot of espresso.
AUDIO: LEGGINGS AREN’T PANTS
One woman’s opinion.
CANDY YOU CAN’T GET ANY MORE
Gone but not forgotten.
AMERICA’S WORST FEARS
Mostly, we fear ourselves.
YOU’RE FAT BECAUSE OF WHEN YOU WERE BORN
I was born in nineteen-seventy-fat.
HUMANS EMIT A “GERM CLOUD”
It’s as identifiable as a fingerprint.