“BEARDS CONTAIN FECAL BACTERIA” – THE PUSHBACK
“I promise I do not have poop on my face.”
WHAT’S THE WEIRDEST RULE YOUR FAMILY HAD?
Don’t drive with the car window down or you might get face paralysis.
THINGS YOU CAN’T DO THAT OTHER PEOPLE CAN
Swallow pills, swim, etc.
TIME’S 100 MOST INFLUENTIAL
Kanye West, Titan of influence.
AUDIO: THE WORST RESPONSE TO “I LOVE YOU”
“No you don’t.”
AUDIO: DOVE SOAP’S “BEAUTIFUL/ AVERAGE” DOOR EXPERIMENT
Which door would you walk through?
HOSTESS CUPCAKES HONORS BASEBALL OPENING DAY WITH “TOUCHDOWN!”
Says Hostess: We meant to do that.