WALMART’S TOP TOYS OF THE HOLIDAYS
Got anything a little less, uh, money?
CHANCES ARE YOU AREN’T EATING THE FISH YOU THINK YOU ARE
That ‘tuna’? Whale meat.
1/3 OF PEOPLE WOULDN’T TRUST A DRONE TO DELIVER PIZZA
Just because we can doesn’t mean we should.
COLLEGE STUDENTS ASKED TO AVOID “MICROAGGRESSIONS”
Also “microassaults,” “microinsults,” and “microinvalidations.”
NAMER’S REMORSE
11% said it caused their child problems with spelling or pronunciation.
2017’s COLOR OF THE YEAR: POISED TAUPE
Better luck next year, heliotrope.
AUDIO: YOU’RE PRONOUNCING THESE WORDS WRONG
Sherbert, of course.
SCHOOL WON’T LET MOMS BRING FORGOTTEN LUNCHES
“Your son will learn to problem-solve in your absence.”
MEN’S GRIPS ARE WEAKER THAN EVER
We are all girly-men.