JESUS’ WIFE
Mary Magdalene
THERE’S A MAN SHORTAGE
57 percent women to 43 percent men
FOOD CRITIC SLAMS STARBUCKS’ NEW EVENING MENU
“Totally disgusting.”
AUDIO: 13-YEAR-OLD GIRL’S SONG ABOUT DONALD TRUMP
What rhymes with ‘Trump’?
AMERICA’S FAVORITE DESSERT: ICE CREAM
Sorry, cake.
APPLE’S DIGITAL MIXTAPE
Yes, it’ll cost you.
KELLOGG’S MAKING DRASTIC CHANGES TO CEREAL
All-natural.
THE CITIES WITH THE MOST STD’S
Yay, Montgomery, Alabama!
MY PARTNER DOESN’T KNOW THAT I KNOW THEIR SECRET
“The junk food stash under the bed.”
THE MCDONALD’S SECRET MENU
The McGangBang sounds filling.