THE LAS VEGAS DENNY’S WILL MARRY YOU TODAY FOR $99
A Grand Slammin’ honeymoon!
VALENTINE’S DAY IS NOW BORING
Now, we want an ‘experience’.
“LADY DORITOS” HAVE BEEN CANCELED
P.R. nightmare averted.
SURVEY: MANY AMERICANS DON’T TRAVEL
1 out of 10 have never been out of their own state.
SMELLING YOUR HUSBAND’S DIRTY SHIRTS WILL REDUCE STRESS
Always keep one handy.
WE ARE HORRIBLE AT THE WHOLE NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTION THING
A third will give up before February.
SHAPA – THE NEW SCALE THAT DOESN’T TELL YOU YOUR WEIGHT
It tells you your color.
GOOGLE’S MOST POPULAR SEARCHES OF 2017
How to make slime.
AMERICANS SPEND $1,652 PER YEAR ON “RETAIL THERAPY”
Spending makes you feel better.