THE MOST SELF-OBSESSED MOTHER’S DAY ARTICLE YOU’LL READ TODAY
Mother’s Day. Because it’s all about you.
Mother’s Day. Because it’s all about you.
Ix-nay on the eggplant emoji.
Because you are.
No. Next question?
T-t-talking ’bout your g-g-generation.
“Burger King’s Chocolate Whopper”
Genie, meet the bottle you were once in.
Spoiler: cut it at an angle.
They can’t hold a pencil.