BURGER KING’S NEW HOT DOG: A REVIEW
The wiener is a flop.
CHICK-FIL-A GIVES FREE ICE CREAM IF YOU DON’T USE YOUR CELL PHONE
You have to talk to each other.
MCDONALD’S TESTS NEW SAMMICH
But not on you.
THE MOST & LEAST TICKETED CARS
Most ticketed: Lexus ES 300
THE COST OF VALENTINE’S DAY
$512.03, suckers.
THE SECRET TO SATISFYING SEX: “I LOVE YOU”
Oh, just say it.
WAFFLE HOUSE WANTS YOU THERE FOR VALENTINE’S DAY
Now taking reservations.
AUDIO: SPOTIFY’S TOP TEN SONGS TO HAVE SEX TO
#1: Intro by The xx