04 THE BUZZ

Just stop answering them, you morons. It’s that easy.

Their kid has enough presents.

Got anything a little less, uh, money?

That ‘tuna’? Whale meat.

Just because we can doesn’t mean we should.

Also “microassaults,” “microinsults,” and “microinvalidations.”

11% said it caused their child problems with spelling or pronunciation.

Better luck next year, heliotrope.

Sherbert, of course.

(sniff)