AGING BABY BOOMERS LEARNING THEIR KIDS DON’T WANT THEIR PARENTS’ CRAP
No one wants those Franklin Mint plates, grandma.
TODAY’S PUNK KIDS THINK THEY ARE ENTITLED TO EVERYTHING
Entitlement complex.
BEN & JERRY’S ICE CREAM RANKING
#1: Coffee Toffee Bar Crunch
LATE FEES DON’T DECREASE AMOUNT OF OVERDUE LIBRARY BOOKS
They actually increase overdue books.
MEN & WOMEN: BEING ALONE TOGETHER
Can you have drink alone with the opposite sex without it being “something”?
MOM WON’T LET KID ACCEPT ‘PERFECT ATTENDANCE’ AWARD
One should not be rewarded for the “luck” of not getting sick.
MEN IN THEIR 20’S WOULD RATHER PLAY VIDEO GAMES THAN WORK
“I’ll work when I’m 80.”
AUDIO: NEW TRUMP-INSPIRED ANTHEM “MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN”
The most frightening 90 seconds of your life.
BREAKING UP WITH SOMEONE OVER POP CULTURE
Who doesn’t like the Beatles?