MOTHER-IN-LAW WANTS TO CHARGE FAMILY FOR XMAS DINNER
Smart, or tacky?
Smart, or tacky?
Shitting bricks, literally.
Turns out, they don’t help anyone.
When is it ok to leave your kid alone?
Pffft… amateurs.
Coat your bird in crushed Cheetos.
Do it. DO IT.
Everything now.
Your turkey has a backstory.