SLEEP DEPRIVATION MAKES YOU UNATTRACTIVE
A story designed for morning radio personalities.
THIS YEAR’S TOP PARTY SCHOOLS
#1: University of Delaware
WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE?
Spoiler alert: stop spending money.
ELECTRIC CHOPSTICKS
Make food taste better.
AUDIO: LAWN RIVALRY
The other man’s grass is always his.
AMERICA THROUGH THE EYES OF AN IRISHMAN
A helpful list of what’s wrong with us.
AUDIO: MYSTERY RADIO WAVES FROM SPACE
580 on your radio dial, everybody!
ALEXA AS A BURGLARY DETERRENT: “AWAY MODE”
Alexa will play fake annoying conversations.
AUDIO: DON’T BELIEVE A ROBOT WHEN IT DOESN’T WANT TO BE TURNED OFF
Daisy….daisssy…giive mee yourrr aansweeerr dooo.
USING TOOTHPASTE TO TIGHTEN YOUR BOOBIES
(note: doesn’t work)