04 THE BUZZ

Pick a winner!

According to Wired magazine survey (taken before the coronavirus), the average American person: – Smiles 20 times a day – Stares at screens for 11 hours a day – Sleeps 8.7 hours a night. – Has 1.8 cups of coffee a day – Use 80-100 gallons of water – Pees 4-7 times a day –…

“Apparently, I underfill the ice cube trays.”

Loafing is in.

Das advice from Das Boot.

Let your audience vote on the dumbest!

Finally, a chance to use that Salad Blaster.

“Food” is a such subjective word.

Or rather, the poor people who work for the rich.

Screw ’em.