THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.

Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “What If Plants Have Personalities?”
2. “My Boyfriend Took Me To A Nudist Camp And It Changed Me In Ways I Never Saw Coming”
3. “Cook Steaks In Minutes With This Grill” (Can’t you already cook steak in a couple of minutes?)

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “Doctors Warn Against Using Erection Cream To Plump Lips”