THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.
Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “Scientists Figure Out How To Pour From A Teapot Without Drips”
2. “Why Staring At Screens Is Making Your Eyeballs Elongate”
3. “How To Pick The Right Kind Of Salt For Every Occasion”

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “Do You Make ‘Doorknob Comments’ In Therapy?”