THE TOP FIVE THINGS PEOPLE ARGUE ABOUT
What tone? There is no tone.
WE CAN PUT A MAN ON THE MOON, BUT…
…can we do it again?
PEOPLE WOULD RATHER GO TO A LIVE CONCERT THAN HAVE SEX
Like that’s a real choice.
DUMB HEADLINES
This week in dumbness.
WACKY QUESTIONS FROM DUMB TOURISTS
Is all that green stuff scenery?
MISSED THE HINT
God, men are stupid.
WHAT IS THE WORST THING YOU WERE SERVED GROWING UP?
Let us bow our heads and say thanks for the Miracle Whip.
THE MOMENT YOU KNEW YOU WERE DUMPING HIM
Tales from the shallow end of the dating pool.
THE BEAUTY BACKFIRE EFFECT
Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful.
THE PERFECT AGE TO DIE: 91
Sez you.