SURVEY: WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOUR SPOUSE IS AWAY?
No, after that.
No, after that.
Please, sir, this is an airplane, not a public bus.
Like they’re going to go to the gym.
The Carousel of Progress spins on.
And so we begin another year of dumb headlines.
Can’t argue with the science.
How do you do, fellow kids?
Warning: You have to try a little bit.
Sorry, old sport.
Alexa, return yourself.