WHEN DID YOU REALIZE ADULTS DON’T KNOW WHAT THEY ARE DOING?
Nobody knows anything, really.
WE WILL EAT 2,000 CALORIES AT THANKSGIVING DINNER
Breaking news: people eat a lot.
TOP TEN THINGS AMERICANS SHOPLIFT MOST OVER THE HOLIDAYS
Mmmm…gourmet chocolate.
MOST SINFUL CITIES OF 2025
Oh, like Denver thinks it’s so special.
HOW TO COOK A TURKEY, BY PRE-SCHOOLERS
1. Catch a turkey.
SCIENTISTS TRACE KISSING BACK 21 MILLION YEARS
Kisstory: The History of Kissing.
DUMB HEADLINES
Have listeners vote for the dumbest.
THE MOST ADDICTIVE FOODS
#1: Pizza
HUSBANDRY SKILLS
Learn from the pros.
ALWAYS REMEMBER…
….and never forget.