04 THE BUZZ

Or after, doesn’t really matter.

So beautiful, they’ll make you plotz.

Get a goldfish.

MAD magazine already did this in the 1970’s.

Can’t we just have a 3-way tie?

Last year’s favorites? Crap. THESE are her favorites now.

Put on a happy face.

They know how to deal with the brain-dead.

Scarier than Halloween, it’s actual dumb headlines.

Wisdom of the ages.